brief but an honest encounter

Sales rep.: Fake Accent Good evening Madam! Welcome to the "Bedazzling Inn of the Majestic Beauty Outlet" [BIMBO]! How may I help you today?

Me: Good evening! I really don't need any help now, I am fine shopping by myself. Thank you!

Sales rep.: Fake Accent But Madam, we have a new variety of lipstick shades which come in a combo with its matching eye-shadow shades. Please take a look...

Me: Blank... I am wearing an over-sized tee, with striped pyjamas, and have an almost deranged look with the geeky spectacles! No... I don't think I need them now. Will look at it some other time. I have come to buy something in particular... So, please, I can manage. Thanks again!

Nope, the sales rep. isn't giving up, and he follows!

Sales rep.: Fake Accent Well, Madam... Is there anything that I could assist you with?

Me: Losing my cool upon listening to the fake-accented-English... Saar, sanitary napkins begagitthu... Ashte!

Sales rep.: Ah, sorry, please carry on...

Me: Mind voice - Paradesi naaye!